tv Late Night With Jimmy Fallon NBC May 22, 2010 3:05am-4:00am EDT
>> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. friday audience, the best. [ cheers and applause ] they're the best. the friday crowd, i love it. thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." welcome, welcome, welcome, you guys. i read some interesting news today, you guys. a new study found that children should actually be exposed to things that are dirty since it makes them more immune to asthma. maybe kate gosselin should let jon take the kids. that's what they are saying. [ laughter ] a big story out of iceland, have you guys heard about this huge volcano that's causing travel problems in europe? well, a lot of reporters are having a hard time pronouncing the volcano's name, but i can see why. look at the name. it's eyjafjallajokull. [ laughter ] that doesn't look like a word. it looks like my cat jumped on my keyboard or something -- [ laughter ] i don't know what really to make of this. bruce willis is coming out with his own fragrance in july.
[ cheers ] yeah. i hear it smells great. unfortunately, the slogan is "i smell dead people." [ laughter ] which is confusing. just confusing. in an interview with "gq" magazine lou dobbs said he's considering running for president. hey, stranger things have happened. i mean, lou dobbs being in "gq" magazine being one of them, i think. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] "see that cool thing with lou dobbs. lou dobbs says that's a cool thing to do." [ applause ] "i want to get my prostate checked like lou dobbs." [ laughter ] check this out. there's a new comic book coming out about arnold schwarzenegger's life. in the comic, arnold battles his lifelong nemesis -- words. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ imitating schwarzenegger ] "it's not a graphic novel, it's a comic book, like the kind i used to read when i was a baby.
i was a baby who could read. [ laughter ] i used to read the comics and run at the mouses. up to build my family's house. when i was a baby --" [ laughter ] over and over again. shut up. shut up. [ cheers and applause ] we get it. i heard about this today. a town in tennessee elected a dead man as its mayor. finally a politician who won't cheat on his wife. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: there are some new reports coming in from o.j. simpson in jail. apparently o.j. has been playing a lot of baseball, and he's pretty good apparently. the only problem is that every time he runs home he murders two people. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show. give it up for the roots, right there.
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, man. what a great show we've got tonight. hey, if any of you guys are in waltham, massachusetts, on saturday, april 24th you gotta be sure to check out the 23rd annual sheep sheering festival. [ laughter ] it's from 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. admission is just $10 for adults, kids under 12 get in free, and there's also plenty of free parking so come on over. don't be sheepish. [ laughter ] there will be basket weaving, kilt making, wait for it, wagon rides, a dog herding demonstration. that should be exciting. get your video cameras out for that. and two kinds of sheep sheering, electric and sheering by hand. and they've been getting a lot of calls about this. the festival will take place
rain or shine so come on in, the sweater's fine. [ laughter ] it's the waltham sheep sheering festival. you better be there. [ cheers and applause ] waltham. that should be fun. hey, you guys, we've got a great show tonight. from the new film "death at a funeral," my pal, the very, very funny tracy morgan is here. [ cheers and applause ] oh man, i can't wait to talk to him. i love him. and these next guys, i'm so psyched to have these guys back. these two guys host one of the hottest shows on the internet called "diggnation," kevin rose and alex albrecht are here. [ cheers and applause ] they are so cool, i love them. we've got the likely top defensive pick in this year's nfl draft. ndamukong suh is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] he's a great dude, big dude. and -- if you appreciate music and you like music, you
definitely know who this band is, but tonight they're going to -- they told me backstage, they're going to blow your pants off. [ cheers and applause ] the flaming lips with stardeath and white dwarfs, tonight. they are phenomenal, and i think they are -- they are doing a little pink floyd. i think they are doing a little pink floyd tonight. it's going to be -- [ cheers and applause ] i'll tell everyone when to take their medicine. [ laughter ] so that you can truly enjoy. hey, you guys, today is friday, and that's usually when i catch up some personal stuff. i check my inbox, return some e-mails and, of course, send out "thank you notes." [ cheers and applause ] i'm running a bit behind, today, so if you guys wouldn't mind can i write out my "thank you notes" right now. all right, let's do this. hey, james, welcome back. can i get some "thank you note" writing music? there's james, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
wow. wow. ♪ [ laughter ] "thank you, larry king, for making cougars feel like jailbait." [ laughter and applause ] ♪ "thank you, girls who wear jeans tucked into their boots, for rocking a look that only seems appropriate on a german army base or the deck of the millennium falcon." [ laughter and applause ] millennium. millennium. mi -- ♪ "thank you, national library week, i'm sorry --" [ whipsering ] "thank you national library week." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪
"thank you, spring cleaning for being a great way to reorganize your home and a terrible way to say you just got an enema." [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] "let's do some spring cleaning." ♪ "thank you, pens at the atm, for being attached to a deposit slip table by a tiny chain. don't flatter yourself. no one is going to steal you, you filthy germ stick." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] please! ♪ "thank you, skinny dude with long beautiful hair that i saw from the back and thought, 'man,
i've got to get a better look at this. whoa!' [ laughter and applause ] sorry, bret michaels." [ laughter ] ♪ "thank you, people who make me take my shoes off when i visit your house. i hope you enjoy your really, really clean house where everybody feels uncomfortable and everything smells like feet." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "would you mind? would you mind just taking --" [ laughter ] ugh. jerry lewis' house. "would you mind if you would take off the shoes." "thank you, kleenex lotion tissues, for not telling us how you got the idea to combine kleenex and lotion." [ laughter ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. welcome back. now, today is friday. you know it's one of my favorite things about fridays used to be tgif. remember the tgif lineup on abc? [ cheers and applause ] great shows. i wish they still made shows like that. well, here with a special friday treat singing a medley of classic tgif theme songs, please welcome the a cappella group straight no chaser. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ do-do ba-do ba-do-do it's a rare condition ♪ ♪ to read any good news on a newspaper page love and tradition of the grand design ♪ ♪ some people say it's even harder to find well, there must be some magic clue ♪
♪ inside these tearful walls because all i can see is a tower of dreams ♪ ♪ real love breaking out are sticking out of every seam ♪ ♪ as days go by it's the bigger love of the family ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ standing tall on the wings of my dream ♪ ♪ rise and fall on the wings of my dream ♪ ♪ the rain and thunder the wind and haze i'm down for brighter days ♪ ♪ my life, my dreams nothing's going to stop me now ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ step by step and day by day a fresh start over a different hand to play ♪ ♪ the deeper we fall the stonger we stay we'll be better the second time around ♪ ♪ step by step day by day a fresh start over a different hand to play ♪ ♪ only time will tell but you know what they say ♪ ♪ we'll make it better the second time around ♪ ♪ give it up give it up ♪ ♪ you've got to give it up for a brother he's got it going on ♪ ♪ cooper, cooper gonna tear the house down give it up give it up ♪ ♪
♪ "hanging with mr. cooper" ♪ cooper [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ whatever happened to predictability? the milk man, the paper boy evening tv ♪ ♪ well, everywhere you look everywhere there's a heart there's a heart a hand to hold on to ♪ ♪ everywhere you look everywhere you look there's a face of somebody who needs you ♪ ♪ well, everywhere you look when you're lost down there when you're all alone ♪ ♪ a light is waiting to carry you home everywhere you look ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody and thank you so much for watching. our first guest is an emmy nominee for his work on "30 rock" and he's one fo the stars of the new comedy, "death at a funeral," which opens in theatres nationwide today. let's look at a clip. >> what's going on? who's that dude? >> come in and shut the damn
door. >> what's happening? >> he's having a seizure. >> damn! [ laughter ] >> come on. jacket under his head. you guys happen to see a little, uh -- >> come in here! come in. >> norman, i told you to lock the damn door. >> what's going on? >> he's having a seizure. [ laughter ] >> yeah. so why is he all tied up? >> we don't want him to swallow his tongue. >> that's part of the medical procedure. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tracy morgan, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> what's up, my man? >> jimmy: the wise man. that's what i'm talking about. the wise man. >> what's up, baby? >> jimmy: the wise man. it's tracy morgan in the house. >> jimmy fallone. [ cheers and applause ] >> r-o-o-t-s! >> jimmy: roots, roots, roots. >> jimmy fallone. what's up, fallone? >> jimmy: yeah. >> what's up, baby? >> jimmy: tracy morg-un. good to see you, my friend. >> yeah, you know this. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. now, i was going to ask you, how's your animal is doing. >> boy, you act like you never been to the zoo or something. [ laughter ] every time i come on the show, you act like i'm the black jack hanna. [ laughter ] come one, man. they all right. they cool. who doesn't have sharks and snakes and scorpions and -- >> jimmy: yeah, spiders. >> blood-eating tarantulas and stuff? who doesn't have that stuff? i'm from the hood. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it intrigues me because why do you have all those spiders and things and --? >> for protection.
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's a spider going to do? >> bite them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if somebody breaks in your apartment, the spider just crawls up? >> yeah, they don't want no parts of him, that's hank. [ laughter ] hank ain't an ordinary spider. hank can fight. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait a second. >> he used to train, yeah, he used to spar with mike tyson. [ laughter ] it's a small world. he fought tony tubbs too. he was a contender and mike weaver and he knocked out michael dokes. [ light laughter ] >> remember michael dokes? >> jimmy: i remember mike weaver. >> remember mike weaver? that's when heavyweights used to fight like this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're on the cover of a magazine, buddy. >> how cool is that? >> jimmy: look at that. [ cheers and applause ] "men we love." >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's great, buddy. >> i got the astronaut suit on so that lady astronaut that put on the pamper and drove 800 miles might come get me.
[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that lady. >> remember the lady astronaut. she had a rubber hose in her trunk. she's going to beat me with a bag of oranges just so the -- >> jimmy: i remember this lady. she -- >> and when i answer my phone, i always use the voice from the dude from "silence of the lambs." >> jimmy: how does that go? >> "put the lotion in the bag." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why? why -- >> "could you help me put this couch in the back of my van?" never -- i'm telling young ladies out there, somebody with a broke arm asks you to help them put a couch in the back of the van, don't do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't do it. good advice. but, dude, you are -- this is a-list. you're winning awards. you're on oprah. >> that was cool, right? >> jimmy: this is great. >> i was on oprah right there. that right there. that was cool. [ cheers and applause ]
not only was i on oprah, i cried. ha ha. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you did. you cried. >> if you get barefoot and cry on oprah, you become a star. [ laughter ] that's how dennis rodman did it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, he started -- he went on oprah and, yeah, he just broke down. >> yeah, that's how you break it down and then, i left them broke. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, but she hit a nerve. >> yeah, talking about my girl t. fey-fey. [ scattered cheers ] jimmy: tina fey. >> yeah, tina fey's my boobi, that's my boobi. >> jimmy: yeah, that's your boobi. >> my sister from another mother, with a different color. holla at -- [ laughter ] holla at me. word up. >> jimmy: somebody holler at him. >> she, yeah -- holla. >> jimmy: someone holler at him. [ audience hollers ] what did you just do, throw a grenade? >> i'm becoming a sex symbol. >> jimmy: you threw a grenade at them? >> it was love. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, i thought you -- i thought you pulled the pin and threw a grenade. >> they gave me love. they gave me love, i gave it back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i take it back. i take it back. i did not know. but you -- >> you smell good, homes. what you got on? [ laughter ] you got on some good stuff, man. girls love you, man. [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: no, they don't. >> girls love you, man. >> jimmy: you, man, you. >> no, you my man, man. you can get anything pregnant. [ cheers and applause ] you're going to be bigger than tiger. >> jimmy: really? >> you gonna be big than tiger. yeah, you're gonna be way bigger than tiger. >> jimmy: i'm going for it. yeah, i'm shooting for it. >> i knew tiger was going to cheat. i knew he was. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah, he plays golf. what you think golf is about? it's about getting out the house, getting away from your wife. [ laughter ] golf, "i'm going to play golf." i use that excuse all the time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you never touched a golf club. >> no. [ laughter ] my wife used to be like, "it don't take no 16 hours to shoot no eight holes." in my book it do. >> jimmy: when you're golfing. >> i go hard. when i come in, i come in. >> jimmy: are you cuban? are you cuban? >> yeah. no, you know what i'm doing. i'm channeling donny brasco. i love channeling donny brasco lefty.
"hey, you want to check in with me tomorrow?" remember? "you want to check in with me tomorrow." "you like the deville?" >> jimmy: that's a great al pacino, dude. >> "hey, i'm the jeweler." >> jimmy: dude, i never heard you do al pacino. >> yeah, i do a lot of impressions. i didn't do them a lot on "saturday night live." i have one impression though, really, i like. i've mastered. >> jimmy: let's see it. >> what's his name that played in "baywatch?" >> jimmy: david hasselhoff. >> yeah, i do him. i need a messy cheeseburger and i need a daughter to videotape me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't know -- >> "i got mayonnaise on my stomach." >> jimmy: we would have had that prepared. >> yeah, the big camcorder. the big one. when "do the right thing" was out. when betamax was out. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. what movies did you used to get on betamax? >> what movies i got on betamax? >> jimmy: yeah. >> my last one was "purple rain." [ cheers and applause ] i just been watching "this is " every night. [ cheers and applause ] with michael. >> jimmy: that's a great -- >> because i bought -- you know i bought the glove, right? >> jimmy: i heard that you
bought this. i never knew that, though. >> i bought the glove and i bought tito's hat. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tito's hat was not for sale. >> it came with jermaine's lip gloss. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was a package set. >> yeah. i'm telling you i got the glove, man. >> jimmy: jermaine's lipstick. >> yeah, his lip gloss. >> jimmy: his lip gloss, i'm sorry. >> and jermaine's got some shiny lips. i want to kiss them. i kiss them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god, you go for it, man. no, they love it. >> that's how black women chew gum. see, white women chew gum fast like -- [ laughter ] they play tennis and black women got to do extra movements with their jaw, they go -- [ laughter ]
you know what i'm talking about? my mother used to chew -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's two pieces and just flipping different flavors all around. can we talk -- i want to talk quickly about "death at a funeral." it's you. it's chris rock. it's martin lawrence. it's really funny. >> dream team. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a dream team right there, it really is. it's out this weekend. [ cheers and applause ] and a funeral, i think is a good thing to do a movie about because you can find humor in what's so sad, normally. >> yeah, especially a black funerals, man. it's just the theatrics. it's always really dramatic. i mean, if you don't act a fool at a black funeral, you probably didn't care. [ laughter ] there's always that person trying to pull the body out and, you know, and all of that stuff. >> jimmy: no one tries to pull the body out. >> what? what? especially if they owe you money.
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: no one ever tries to pull the body out of there. >> this dead dude owed me money so i'm collecting from y'all. dice is being played, there's like a basketball game, there's a light show. >> jimmy: why is there a light show? >> pull their pants off like they are getting on court. >> jimmy: they have breakaway pants. >> starring tyrone banks, from north carolina. >> jimmy: my gosh. oh, my gosh, dude. >> that's how it is, man. >> jimmy: is this movie in 3-d? >> imagine this face in 3-d, man. >> jimmy: i'd love to see that. >> imagine this face in 3-d. look at this face. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'd love to see it. >> release the kraken! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> release the kraken. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're a good looking
dude. you're a good looking dude. "death at a funeral" opens nationwide today. my thanks to tracy morgan. we'll be right back with diggnation dudes. come on. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ host: could switching to geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? host: does charlie daniels play a mean fiddle? ♪ fiddle music charlie:hat's how you do it son. vo: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. what a fun show. our next guests are the award winning hosts of "diggnation," one of the most popular shows on the internet, which gets 35 million unique visitors each month. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the show kevin rose and alex albrecht. ♪
>> can you dig it? can you dig it? can you dig it? >> jimmy: there they are. >> what's up? >> jimmy: what's up guys? >> i'm so floored that you have the roots here. that's so crazy. >> that's awesome. >> jimmy: they are the greatest. you guys were here for like our first week of the show or second week. >> i know, so much has changed. they have makeup now. you got eyeliner this time. >> eyeliner, look at that. >> jimmy: why? >> they offered it. they said do you want eyeliner? i was like, "what? it's a tv show? don't you have to have eye liner?" and now i've got creepy eyes. now, i've got creepy eyes. >> jimmy: you've got lambert eyes. >> i know, right. [ laughter ] >> i think that i look like the lead singer of stone temple pilots. >> jimmy: that's a good thing. that's a compliment. >> anybody, anybody? stone temple pilots? you remember? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's good. [ cheers and applause ] >> i don't think anybody remembers that. >> wasn't that in the '80s? >> this is a very tall couch, what happened? all of a sudden, i'm like, "really, my feet don't touch?" [ laughter ] look at that. >> jimmy: we've been on a year. and all the furniture gets a little bit higher. >> i'm like flooding now. like, i'm getting ready for a flood.
>> i literally do not -- my feet literally are not on the floor. >> jimmy: you're like -- >> and i'm 5'8, i'm not a small man. >> jimmy: you're 4 foot 3. you're 4 foot 3. >> this is horrible. >> do you do this just to be like overbearing on all of your guests. >> jimmy: it looks like your -- >> your power seat is up and everybody else is like, "am i so small?" >> jimmy: your look like a few ventriloquist puppets or something. hey, so anyways, kevin, when did -- >> yeah. >> that's awesome. >> jimmy: i want to explain to everybody what, if they haven't seen the show, what "diggnation" is. >> yes. >> jimmy: can you tell everybody what it is. >> sure. we basically do this. >> we sit on the couch, we drink beers and talk about tech stories -- >> yeah. >> from digg.com and have fun doing it and the internet watches it, which is crazy. >> we've been doing it for five years. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it has become so huge. it's so gigantic. i mean, you just went to south by southwest. >> oh, my god, yes. >> jimmy: that was crazy. >> that was crazy. >> we had like 3,200 people. >> show up for a live show. >> we basically, we did a show at the same place where -- that's not actually crowd surfing.
>> jimmy: what is going on? >> so, word of advice, don't go like junk first because i did initially and the dude will grope you. like, i'm serious. >> jimmy: why are you wearing a cowboy hat too? i love that. >> it's austin, texas. >> i know, it's great, though. it looks like a garth brooks concert. [ laughter ] >> it does look like -- >> jimmy: did you ever think it was going to be like that? >> no. well, the other thing is that not only is it just the mass amount of people there, but our fans are so, like, courteous. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we had glen hippie, who is our videographer. >> camera man. >> i said videographer, it makes him sound better, but he did. he went junk first. >> odd choice. >> but he literally came back. they put him down and he went, "oh, my god, my iphone fell out of my pocket." >> here come the iphone. they brought it up back to him. >> like, that doesn't happen at any other concert. >> the whole audience brought his phone back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's pretty cool. >> i mean, in some places, you get stabbed while you're crowd surfing and this one, they're like, "oh, your wallet, sir." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you dropped your
wallet. >> pass it up. >> jimmy: i wanted to offer you guys beer because i know you have beer. >> yeah, i was gonna say, this is very nice. you're going to have one with us, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here you go. a little bud light lime. >> thank you. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. >> this is fun. we were on literally the first week that you had the show. >> dude, we should play that game with him. >> which one? the one where we punch him in the nuts? >> have you ever played this game where like -- >> no, don't do it -- oh. >> he's got it. he recovered. that's horrible. >> jimmy: i didn't mean to get you all wet like that, i apologize. >> jimmy: i put out carbon dioxide. >> you do look like a newborn baby. and if you hadn't done that, you wouldn't have gotten brain damage. >> you probably have no idea what we're talking about. >> we had jimmy on our show today earlier today on "diggnation." >> jimmy: yeah, it was fun. >> it's going to come out next wednesday, diggnation.com, but we talked about weird baby gases and apparently you have some expertise there. >> jimmy: well, no, you know what i was talking to you guys about because i thought it was really funny. last night, you tweeted out that you were going to throw an ipad out the window. >> yeah, two. >> yes, we did that. >> jimmy: and i go, and because
you were on broadway and grand. >> right. >> and so a bunch of people showed up. we had a couple of cases. >> jimmy: so, explain this. so, what does that mean? >> okay, so here's the deal. we wanted to like give away something, right? so everyone thought about the ipad right now so why not give away an ipad? you don't want to throw it down because it will probably injure someone. >> here's the thing. we're up five stories, can see the street and we're like, "dude, this is awesome. we're in new york, you know? it's not like this in l.a., san fran. let's throw something out of this." and so, we were like, "well, let's throw ipads," and then went, "well, that's probably one illegal and, two, dangerous," and probably illegal because it's dangerous. >> it was still dangerous. >> still dangerous. >> jimmy: you tweeted it out and people showed up. >> yeah, about 30 people showed up on the sidewalk, we threw the case outside. >> people were running across traffic, they almost got hit. it was bad. it was really bad. >> and i threw out the second one, we just sort of dropped the first one and then somebody grabbed it and it and was like, "yay!" and somebody tackled that person and started punching in the kidneys. >> no, no, we're not even kidding. >> no, we're serious. >> no, it's hardcore here. >> jimmy: it's new york city, you cant throw an ipad out of a window. >> we expected someone to be like, "yay, i won." >> and for everyone to be
like -- >> it was crazy. we were literally like, "stop punching that guy. he has it!" and then the second one i go, "all right. i fixed this problem. i'm just going to chuck it farther across the street." because you figure with some momentum somebody is going to catch it and then they will be like "oh well, he's a couple feet in front of me. no, no, no." i threw it. this poor woman was just walking by on a phone. i love that we're aghast. nobody got killed and this poor woman's in this pink coat, she's like, "la, la, la" and this -- of ipads -- and she looks up and goes, "oh, no," and then she looks down and sees this herd of people and she's like, "whoa" and then this guy literally catches it. >> he catches it and hits right into the wall. >> and then three other people catch up. >> so, we then come downstairs to like, give away the real ipad and these people are bleeding from the knees, i kid you not. >> both winners were bleeding. >> they got a free ipad. >> jimmy: that's nice. a big thanks to kevin rose and alex albrecht of "diggnation." download their iphone app right now. ndamukong suh joins us next. come on back!
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please welcome from the university of nebraska, ndamukong suh, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: see. his feet touch the ground, you guys. >> seriously, this is like -- >> jimmy: that's the way a human being sits in a chair. thanks so much for coming on. did i butcher you name? ndamukong, right? >> no, perfect man. i love it. >> jimmy: yeah. people, it's spelled -- i'm always afraid -- >> kind of tough because it's not really spelled -- it's not spelled the way you're supposed to pronounce it but -- >> jimmy: where did you get the name from? >> it's originally from my great grandfather from cameroon, africa, where my dad is from. i'm actually named after a street so the street was named after him.
he's a police chief back there. >> jimmy: really. >> kind of a big deal back home. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very cool. ndamukong suh. great. now your life is about to change in the next week. it's got to be really exciting because the draft is coming up. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you're projected to be one of the top three picks. >> exactly, yeah. i had a lot of trips to take on. went and saw three top teams so i'm looking forward to it. it's a once in a lifetime opportunity. >> jimmy: what are the teams, what are the rumors? what's going around? >> i have no clue. >> oh, i do. >> jimmy: i heard detroit. detroit is a rumor. >> yeah. detroit is a rumor, tampa is a rumor and st. louis is a rumor, but i've got great guys to go against, sam bradford, gerald mccoy, all great guys from ou, all big 12 guys. that's what i'm proud of. >> jimmy: i'm trying to think, for weather-wise i would love to go to tampa, right. [ cheers and applause ] st. louis is fun. i've been there and partied there. it's a really fun place and detroit is awesome. detroit is so cool. i love detroit, and we had matthew stafford on our show, last time. he went number one pick and went to detroit, and i --
i'm sure he's having a great time. he's a great dude. if you can work with him, i'm telling you, this guy is a class act. >> yeah, i got to talk to him and hang out with him a little bit down at the super bowl. >> jimmy: did you really. >> yeah, we were on a "beat the panel" together with ron jaworski. and it was a good time. a great guy and i got to talk to matt when i took my visit to detroit so it was a good time. >> jimmy: now, i follow you on twitter and saw a picture from lucas ranch. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i was like oh, maybe you went to -- maybe you're doing that new version of "star wars," i don't know what you're doing and then it turns out what, were you doing there? >> i was actually in the engineering conference on thursday, the day before i went and i went thursday to lucasfilms and i got to take a great tour. >> jimmy: a speaking engagement. >> yeah. i graduated in structural management engineer from the university of nebraska, so -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, are you going to be giving us up-to-date tweets on what's going on with the draft? >> i may, may not. i don't know. we'll have to wait and see. >> jimmy: you have to. come on. we should follow you on twitter. it's on ndamukong_suh.
you'll see how it's spelled. n-d-a-m-u-k-o-n-g underscore, that makes it easy, thanks, s-u-h. and we'll follow you. these guys from digg can help him out. can you give him a little traffic. how many followers you got now? >> i think i got 5,000, somewhere around there. >> we can up the ante on this and give thursday, hope you get the team, whatever one you pick, man and come back. best luck and congratulations to you. >> appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ndamukong suh, everybody. flaming lips and stardeath & white dwarfs will perform next so come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (announcer) fact: everyday surfaces can harbor allergens like dust mite debris, pollen particles and pet dander, which can trigger allergic reactions. now, lysol is approved to control allergens on surfaces. lysol wipes remove 90% of allergens. and, lysol spray kills
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our next guests are one of the most inventive bands of our time. they just recorded their own version of pink floyd's classic album "the dark side of the moon" which will be released on vinyl on saturday as part of national record store day. here to perform the song "breathe" with a little help from stardeath and white dwarfs, please welcome the flaming lips. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
♪ choose your own ground long you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry ♪ ♪ and all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be ♪ ♪ run, rabbit run dig that hole forget the sun ♪ ♪ and when at last the work is done don't sit down it's time to dig another one ♪ ♪ for long you live and high you fly but only if you ride the tide ♪ ♪ and balanced on the biggest wave you race towards
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the way to do it. that's the way to do it, buddy. that's the way to do it. thank you, wayne. thank you so much. the flaming lips. thank you so much, brother. stardeath and white dwarfs. [ cheers and applause ] "the dark side of the moon" is out on vinyl tomorrow. wow! that was great. my thanks to tracy morgan, kevin and alex of "diggnation." ndamukong suh right here. the flaming lips! stardeath and white dwarfs! and the greatest band in late night, the roots. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "carson daly." thanks for watching. have a good weekend. hope to see you next week. [ cheers and applause ] ♪